You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!