You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.