It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.