Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.