Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.