Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.
Bill HicksSometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.
Bill HicksWhy is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
Bill HicksI believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
Bill HicksI'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.
Bill Hicks