Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.
Bill HicksThe puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
Bill HicksI've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.
Bill HicksI'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
Bill Hicks