I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
Bill HicksI was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.
Bill HicksSurgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
Bill HicksI'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?
Bill Hicks