Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.