You all saw him - he had a gun.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.