You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.
Bill HicksI used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
Bill HicksI guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"
Bill HicksMarijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
Bill Hicks