People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.