The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
Bill HicksThat's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.
Bill HicksI smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
Bill Hicks