I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]