I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.