Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.