Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.