I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?