I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.