See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]