I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.