I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.