It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.