You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.