I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.