I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)