'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.