They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.