How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?