I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."