This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.