This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.