This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?