People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.