People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.