People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.