I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."