Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.