I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.