If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.