I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.