Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]