How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.
How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.