It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?