It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.