It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.