We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.