Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.