You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'