No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world,which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, not one, we could, as one race, explore outer space together in peace forever

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.