No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?