No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.