I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.