I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.