Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
Bill HicksWe are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
Bill HicksHow do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
Bill Hicks