I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.