I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.