Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.