I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?