I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.