England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

What are you reading for?

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.