Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."