Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.