We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.