We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

You are the imagination of yourself.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'