People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.