Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.