"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.