"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.