"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.