Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.