Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.