What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.