What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.