Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.