Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul