Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
Bill HicksPeople in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
Bill HicksRock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
Bill Hicks