Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!