Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.