Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.