I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.