I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.