I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.