Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.