Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.