Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
Bill HicksWe are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
Bill HicksWill there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
Bill Hicks